Tuesday, November 27, 2007

The Larry Craig Action Figure

Posted on Tue, Nov 27, 2007 at 4:00 AM

You knew it would come to this, with the holidays and all.

Still, although we're certain this will get gobs of attention today, it's not entirely worthy. Because, let's face it: the Larry Craig Action Figure advertised at (aptly named) stupid.com is not much of an original product.

Is that Ken under those glasses?

But wait: As the guys at Stupid.com advertise, it talks.

Here's their ad copy:

The Talking Senator Larry Craig Action Figure stands about 12" tall and wears a t-shirt emblazoned with his declaration: "I Am Not Gay." His limbs are bendable, so you can put him in all sorts of poses... even the famous "wide stance" the Senator refers to.

Best of all, THE ACTION FIGURE TALKS! Press the button, and he delivers a portion of his Press Conference... "Thank you all very much for coming out today. I will read a statement: 'I am not gay. I never have been gay."

We're shocked, shocked to see other media outlets picking up on the Stupid.com list of "10 Stupidest Holiday Gifts."

click to enlarge The Larry Craig Action Figure - FROM STUPID.COM
  • From stupid.com
  • The Larry Craig Action Figure

Gay or not, the dude is buff. Check out those biceps. Wait a darn minute. Is Barbie missing her man?

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