widely held truth undisputed fact statistical likelihood that anyone (yourself included) who has ever seen swing dancing has a secret immediate wish that they knew how to toss their partner in the air or swing them around their neck like a hula hoop without it leading to paralysis. It's okay. You can admit it. It's just the Internet. No one's looking.
But what are you doing about this secret desire? Crossing your fingers and hoping for a visit from the jitterbug fairy? Taking a vision quest across Tibet? Hiding under the blankets late at night to watch Swing Kids over and over again?
Why not take a more direct route and show up at The Meridian Senior Center at 7 p.m. tonight for the Monday West Coast Swing Classes. Where else can you learn such powerful kung-fu for only $10 ?
Are you really going to pretend that isn't awesome?