According to urbandictionary.com, a laugh is a smile having an orgasm. That being said, what reason could you possibly have for not going to the Labor Day Laugh Fest tonight?
Doors at the Powerhouse Events Center open at 7:30 p.m., and a quartet of local comics will then take the stage in an attempt to make you laugh your ass off. DJ Tetro is the evening's MC, with Jen Adams, Ryan Wingfield, Heath Harmison and Danny Amspacher performing their routines for your amusement.
All ages are welcome to attend, and there will be a full bar for those with ID. Tickets can be had for $10 a pop at tixxfixx.com or at the door.