Concerned about the zombie apocalypse? Then you're
totally nuts a sober and prudent thinker adhering to the Boy Scout motto "be prepared."
Well, now you can do just that with a handy-dandy new website, mapofthedead.com. It uses Google maps to track danger zones of high population, and plots out the locations of important things like gun stores, pharmacies and liquor stores for you, all in soothing red and black tones that create no sense of dread whatsoever.
Just enter in your area code and, viola, your zombie survival map will appear—for as long as electricity and Internet stay up and running in the wake of a zombie apocalypse, anyhow.