TMZ is reporting that "Criminal" songstress Fiona Apple was arrested in Texas for drug posession, and is currently locked up in the Hudspeth County Jail.
From the article:
Fiona Apple was arrested at a border stop in Texas yesterday ... after authorities claim they found hashish on the "Criminal" singer's tour bus ... TMZ has learned.
It all went down in Sierra Blanca, Texas—where stars like Willie Nelson, Snoop Dogg and Armie Hammer have all been arrested for drugs in the past.
Predictably, Twitter has erupted with puns about her need of "a good defense."
We here at BW would like to suggest, "Yo, bitches, I just like the funny weed. Get over it."