It was not the kind of birds and bees sex talk a parent might have with a curious preteen.
Nope, this sex talk was delivered by a master of the three way, the anal route and the strap on. The orator was infamous film star Nina Hartley, a self-described "pleasure activist," who was in town to head a Sexual Knowledge workshop for couples at Boise's Adam and Eve adult store on Fairview Ave.
"I call myself a Sex Educator," said Hartley, on Saturday afternoon. "I want to be of service."
And if a drippy glob of free ice cream isn't enough to sate your indulgent inner child, try mixing it with few of your favorite grown-up vices: coffee, junk food and booze.
New B&J flavors available include Late Night Snack, which features fair trade vanilla bean ice cream with a salty caramel swirl and fair trade fudge-covered potato chips; or the Bonnaroo Buzz with coffee and malt ice creams, a whiskey caramel swirl and English toffee pieces.
Yeah, yeah, the recession is "over." But it's the kind of over in which Yogi Berra's famous theory—about when things are really over—applies. And that's not the case. So until the Berra proof is satisfied, it's good to have a backup plan.
Grad school perhaps? It's probably a better idea than just implementing your existing crisis-plan of holing up in the basement with 200 cans of beans and a shotgun. Assuming grad school is the right choice for you and your career, anyhow.
So tonight, why not find out?
At 6 p.m., in the Hatch Ballroom, Boise State will be hosting a grad school resource fair where you can get information, as well as talk to students and faculty to determine if grad school is right for you.
But hey, let's be honest. Of course grad school is going to be right for you from their perspective. They're trying to sell you on it. What you need is to dip a toe into the water on your own.
Well, what a great day to take a dip, because immediately afterwards and in the same building, Dr. Steven Amstrup will discuss his 30-year long study of how climate change is affecting polar bear habitats. The lecture will start at 7 p.m. and be accompanied by a photo exhibit of arctic animals.
Between the polar bears and recruitment sharks, your Monday evening boredom is sure to be devoured with hopes of a brighter, sunnier global temperature and global economic future.
Good news for local aspiring lawyers (and those working in low-paying media jobs whose mothers hope they’ll one day bring home an aspiring lawyer), Concordia University is finally breaking ground on their new School of Law—and it’s in eyelash-batting distance from everyone’s favorite locally-owned independent alt-weekly!
Tomorrow, Tuesday, June 22, from 10-11 a.m., crowds will gather outside 501 S. Front St. downtown to kick off the construction of Boise’s first law school.
Portland, Ore.-based Concordia University, a private, Lutheran, liberal arts university, has already purchased the two-story, 17,000-square-foot building that used to contain Oaas Laney and Adecco. The nonprofit law school also plans to develop another 30,000-square-foot space to house classrooms and offices.
The School of Law, which is currently in the process of seeking accreditation through from the Northwest Commission on Colleges and Universities, has tapped former Idaho Supreme Court Justice Cathy Silak to serve as dean and plans to open in 2011.
Tomorrow’s groundbreaking event features a speech by Mayor Dave Bieter as well as appearances by Silak, Concordia University President Charles Schlimpert and reps from the Idaho Supreme Court and Idaho Court of Appeals.
Hypothetically, let's say you're a hip young-ish person, perhaps a college student or a recent grad. Maybe you studied graphic design, or marketing. Perhaps you went for English so you'd be sure to get a job at Starbucks. Basically, you're the kind of person who regularly reads Boise Weekly, or this blog. "Hypothetically."
So, you're this person, strutting down the street, lookin' good and thinking to yourself: damn this place rocks. My family and friends are here. I can go ice-blocking on Simplot hill, and then easily stumble home from the Neurolux at 2 a.m. afterward. Obviously, the local weekly paper is totally, like, THE best. But damn I need a Snoop Jobby Job. And preferably one with some upward mobility. And just over yonder, Oregon and Washington are sporting companies like Nike, Intel, Boeing, HP, Columbia Sportswear, and Starbucks—where my English degree can be put to good use—while downtown Boise is sporting a giant haunted hole in the ground, and a vacant Macy's. Suddenly, that old saying, "Go West young man," is starting to make a lot of sense. So why should I stay?
Well, today, at 5:30 p.m. in the Garden Level West Wing of the State Capitol, is your chance to find out, when Governor C.L. "I desperately want to be an astronaut" Otter, will attend areception and discussion put on by Boise Young Professionals and Perkins Coie, on why young professionals should stay in Idaho.
From 5:30-6 p.m., you whippersnappers will have the chance to network a bit before Old Man Otter hits the stage to give a brief speech and presentation. At 6:15, he'll take your questions. Questions like, "why should I as a young professional stay in Idaho?" Or, is this a good place to start my law career?
Hopefully, these, along with all your other burning questions, will be answered.
However if you can't make it, just remember one thing: plastics.
Last night brought about unique circumstances in my home.
My daughter actually offered to help my son with his homework and he actually let her. This does not happen. They can barely carry on a conversation without name calling or pillows flying.
As though it was not already weird, they actually continued to engage for more than 30 minutes. After the magical trance ended, leaving me stunned and smiling, my son actually said, "This is fun. Thanks for the exhilarating math tutorial." I am not making this up. This is exactly what he said.
I don't want to be overly optimistic, but this is the first glimpse of civility that I have seen since the teenage years began and the first glimpse of who my children will be as friends and adults. There may be hope yet for my sanity.
Tired of your mom setting you up on blind dates?
We have a solution. No blind dates. No speed dating. No need to set-up the fake friend call mid-date as a potential opt-out. No strings attached (unless you want them, of course).
Here's the deal: Tuesday, Feb. 11, Boise Weekly is hosting a singles party for members of BW Love, BW's online personals community. And you're invited. First, log onto boiseweekly.com/love and create your free Love profile. Then on Tuesday, shower, deodorize and get yourself looking good. Then head to The Lobby in downtown Boise, where you'll find a room full of BW Love members hanging out with FameFifteen, playing games and throwing back $2 wells and domestic drafts, $3 micros and $5 FameFifteenis.
Show up, scope out the crowd, have a drink and mingle.
If you don't like what you see, finish your drink and head home. If you do, you may never have to sit through another blind date again.
7 p.m., FREE, The Lobby, 760 W. Main St. Information at boiseweekly.com/love or call BW at 208-344-2055.
My work computer just ate my free porn. We get lots of free stuff here at BW HQ, but this is the first time it has come in the form of hard core porn. As you can see in the caption above, the DVD is unviewed, but not for wont of trying. I popped it in the Mac mini, but I am not able to play it, and thus this post will not include a review. I should probably watch Extreme Behavior One and Extreme Behavior Two first anyway, for thoroughness.
But here's the scavenger hunt part. You can get free porn, too. First you have to locate one of the two recent Best of Boise issues. Then find the ad from two of Boise's prominent purveyors of porn and other adult goodies. Then visit those shops, ad in hand and pick from the enormous stack of DVDs behind the counter.
I went on a recent Saturday morning, between stops at the hardware store and the garden center. Cuz that's what we do here. We go porn shopping on Saturday mornings so you don't have to.
Anyone know how to pull this thing out of my computer?
Here at BWHQ, we’ve slugged it out in a few nasty brawls over the completely oversaturated term “hipster.” It seems that every staffer has a totally different mental image of what constitutes a hipster—whether it’s tattooed and pierced dudes or tight jeans-wearing teens with angular haircuts—and when it’s appropriate to use the word in print.
Though Time Out NY called for the death of the hipster back in 2007 and Adbusters recently blamed hipsters for counterculture becoming "a self-obsessed aesthetic vacuum," the word inexplicably continues to thrive.
A friend recently keyed me in to a comic published in 2007 by Dorothy Gambrell, the Brooklyn-based author behind Cat and Girl, called "Riddle Me This." The comic effectively sums up my feelings on this “self-congratulatory” and “mildly pejorative” word, and I so wish I'd had it as a prop in one of our previous heated debates. Thank you, Dorothy, for such a succinct bullet to the fedora-clad head of the word hipster. But considering the fact that the comic seems relevant two years later, I have a feeling the debate will continue to rage on.