

In December 2010, Cobweb wrote about a "panda cam" set up by Mozilla, the software development company behind the Firefox Web browser. A 24-hour stream of three young red pandas was sent out to millions of users to raise awareness of the endangered species.
After broadcasting "250,000 hours of cuteness," Mozilla is closing down Firefox Live. The red pandas, now 8 months old, have reached adulthood.

Two of the amber-colored critters, Dolly and Winston, will now head to Zoo Boise, according to a Mozilla announcement in March.
Zoo Boise officials will continue to implement a species survival plan, part of the Association of Zoos and Aquariums' efforts to save red pandas. Dolly and Winston will add extra genetic diversity to the red panda population already on hand at the zoo.
Their sister, Bernadette, goes on to Virginia Zoo in Norfolk, Va., for an arranged marriage with a young male panda named Oscar.
There have been approximately seven bazillion Republican presidential debates so far. And the candidates seem to view them as an opportunity to strip off whatever shreds of likability they have.
Meanwhile, on the other team, President Obama is singing Al Green in front of a Patton-sized American flag.
Good luck topping that, Romney.
The flames of outrage were fanned in Davis, Calif., last week when riot police pepper-sprayed a crowd of nonviolent student protesters. At the core of the populist backlash was an image of Davis Police Lt. John Pike that showed him pepper-spaying protesters as casually as if he were watering a garden.
That image went viral, spawning countless parody images of him casually pepper-spraying everything from Renaissance paintings to Britney's hoo-ha. Pike has been placed on administrative leave.
But by far the best response has been the boom in product reviews for pepper spray on Amazon.
Here's one example:
The comedy YouTube series Epic Rap Battles of History made two big announcements over the weekend.
The first is that the evil geniuses behind it, Nice Peter and Epic Lloyd, are busy preparing the show's second season, which from the trailer looks like it may involve Han Solo.
The second is that said season will be moved from Nice Peter's YouTube channel to its own dedicated Epic Rap Battles of History channel. The move shows that the series—which has been viewed tens of millions of times—has gained enough weight to stand on its own apart from the rest of Mr. Peter's oeuvre, which involves a lot of commentary on garage sales and insults directed at Fifty Cent. The existing 15 episodes of the series will also be on the new channel, YouTube.com/ERB.
The new season will launch in December.
According to this video parody of The Geto Boys' "Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta," it feels pretty damn good.
There's no indication that the survey was conducted in February, but a new international poll says that the United States is still "the coolest."
Social networking site Badoo polled 30,000 people across 15 countries. Brazilians were ranked the second coolest and the coolest Latin Americans, ahead of Mexicans and Argentinians. The Spanish, in third place, are the coolest Europeans.
10 COOLEST
1. Americans
2. Brazilians
3. Spanish
4. Italians
5. French
6. British
7. Dutch
8. Mexicans
9. Argentinians
10. RussiansFIVE LEAST COOLEST
1. Belgians
2. Poles
3. Turks
4. Canadians
5. Germans
Even if you believe that a change in the Earth's rotation means a shift in your astrological identification (it doesn't), and even if you were a peace-loving Libra and are now an analytical Virgo, actor/musician Harvey Sid Fisher has a song for your sign.
If you get all of the way through this video, go immediately out and buy yourself something nice. You deserve it.
Even if you've already seen "Baby Trashes Bar In Las Palmas," at least one person will probably send it to you via e-mail today. As of now, it is nearing 3 million views on Youtube, and it's too funny not to share.
Apparently this is just the trailer for the short film Las Palmas from Swedish filmmaker Johannes Nyholm, and if his attention to detail—the watch, the fanny pack, the black socks—is always this sublime, I can't wait to see the whole film.
Thanks to @c4hair who shared this shitastic video in response to a Dec. 15 Citydesk post titled "Water Contamination Likely the Result of Shit. Go Figure."