Monday, November 9, 2009

The Burning Question: Size.

Posted By on Mon, Nov 9, 2009 at 11:35 AM

The burning question on every man's mind: does size matter? Biggest you've seen? Smallest? Best?

Is it in? Am I in? Is it big enough for you? Am I average? Am I the biggest? Am I the smallest? It's bigger when it's hard. How do I compare to other men you've been with? Am I the best?

You feel me?

Man, I can feel you just fine. (It's ONLY a little over a foot long). The big scepters have to ask "can you take it all in?" Will my pelvis dislodge and will my arms start to tingle because you hit a nerve ending? Oh yes, then I love it when he pops the question, "Do you do greek?" HELL NO. Easy man those inches don't go there.

The inch-o-meter still registers you a man even if you are small. So chin up. This may be a cosmic test not a cosmic joke. In your next life Lazlo could end up being as long as a lasso. Ladies, imagine gag-reflex being a thing of the past and you can take it to places you have never gone before. O, O, O, O...

Oh yes, let's kick a myth, shall we...size sees no color. So yeah, no matter what race you're runnin' you could be the size of a pinky too. Don't you love equality?

Doesn't anyone ever think of a woman's size?

You know that dreaded mantra it's not the size that matters it's what you do with it....whatever....it's the kind of A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E you are putting in; It's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean.

Size does not matter--it's a personal focus.

Life is too short to care about your size. If you are clean, can get up and get off...you have the best. That's livin' large!

With love,

Sex Guidess

E-mail Sex Guidess with your questions.

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