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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Doug Benson and Nick Thune Love Movies, But ...

Posted by gavin dahl on Wed, Mar 17, 2010 at 3:37 PM

I caught up with comedians Doug Benson and Nick Thune at the convention center this afternoon. They were a lot more willing to talk to me than Jason Reitman was last week when I met him. I mentioned the Alamo Drafthouse competition to create celebrity videos warning crowds not to talk during movies and Benson said he'd heard about it. He also said I was the first person to ask him to shoot a video.

Doug Benson, a fan, Nick Thune
  • Doug Benson, a fan, Nick Thune

Not sure my video will qualify me to enter the contest, but it was a good excuse to hang with these guys. We talked it over and they recruited one of their funny friends to add a touch of irony to the whole concept. They meant well, but the friend is mad that Benson and Thune interrupted the movie he was watching. On his phone.

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The Record Exchange Relaunches its Website

Posted by Josh Gross on Wed, Mar 17, 2010 at 3:27 PM

Downtown staple, The Record Exchange, relaunched its Web site today, after a major overhaul intended to widely expand its scope and usability.

The online store is now bifurcated into two sections; one for physical media, and another for DRM free digital downloads. Other new or expanded features include calendars for in-store appearances as well as the rest of the Treasure Valley, employee picks, audio and video and blog rolls intended to make the site as much an interactive entertainment portal as it is a place to purchase music.

"This Web site redesign was a long time coming. Much more than an online store, The Record Exchange Web site now reflects the evolution of the store, which has grown from a record shop into a pop-culture hub where music fans, musicians and artists come to interact and support Boise's only independent record store," said Record Exchange owner Michael Bunnel in a press release.

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Motley Crue Will Not be at The Knitting Factory on Friday

Posted by Josh Gross on Wed, Mar 17, 2010 at 12:38 PM

But, the third or fourth next best thing will be. That's right: Tribute band.

That appears to be his real hair.
  • That appears to be his real hair.

Las Vegas based Primal Scream, will rock the mascara and studded shoulder pads, kickstarting hearts and groins alike at 8:30 p.m., along with Defenders of the Faith, a Judas Priest tribute.

Novelist Umberto Ecco pondered the primarily American tradition of realistically recreating reality down to the most nuanced detail in his book Travels in Hyper-Reality, positing that our need to build things like wax museums, or reenact The Civil War comes from being detached from our own history, unlike Europeans, who walk through theirs daily. In this sense, tribute bands are a way for us to experience cultural epochs we missed or pine for longingly.

However, as far as tribute bands are concerned, there's really a much simpler more visceral joy to be gained; the lowbrow rubbernecker urge to see exactly how far they will take the act. Do they have the right guitar? Is the codpiece genuine leather, or only vinyl? Is it their real hair? Will they bang a groupie with a hotel telephone, light their guitarist on fire or fling whiskey bottles at Japanese businessmen, or any of the other acts of depravity detailed in The Crue's collective autobiography, The Dirt—probably one of the funniest books ever written. Will Vince kill someone after the show? And then will he be fired and replaced with a technically more talented but less dreamy tagalong?

No one can say for certain. But it's worth 10 bucks to find out, and see a rockin' set in the meantime.

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Pick Up A Copy of BW Today

Posted by Amy Atkins on Wed, Mar 17, 2010 at 10:43 AM

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The folks who run the software that runs our Web site had to run some updates last night. Apparently some complications arose and the new content from the 3.17 issue isn't available via the Web just yet.

If you can't properly start your Wednesday without a dose BW, kick it old school and run out for a copy at one of the hundreds of locations across the valley where BW is available.

We'll let you know when everything is up and running again.

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An American Vidiot in Europe ... Part II

Posted by Travis Estvold on Wed, Mar 17, 2010 at 10:15 AM

Vidiot here ... still roaming the streets of Spain. My overseas coworkers arranged a tour of the city of Valencia last night. I joined the group late—after needing to ditch out for an hour to pick up my late arriving luggage from the airport—and hence missed a great deal of factual information about the city. So when I rejoined the tour, I quickly made an executive decision that taking pictures outweighed listening to the tour guide. Call me a brash, rude American, but I would've forgotten the story five minutes later. The pictures will last a lifetime—or until I accidentally delete the mislabeled folder housing them on my laptop.

I won't waste your time by parlaying details of the history of this 2000-year-old city, especially since I know very few (check out Wikipedia's description of the Valencian festival currently underway here). Instead, here are several of the pictures I snapped last night:

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As luck would have it, during dinner following the tour, our generous hosts provided me and the other out-of-towners with a historical guidebook of Valencia ... which made the tour almost unnecessary altogether, and which is doubly funny because my coworkers made fun of me for appearing to be the consummate picture-popping tourist. So after having worn the same clothes for 48 hours straight, it looks like my luck may actually be turning around.

More from my final day in Spain soon.

P.S. Apologies if this entry was in any way disjointed. I am the slightest bit tipsy from fresh-made Spanish apple cider, cerveza and shots of two alcohols that tasted like mint schnapps and tequila's nasty older brother.

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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

World's Smallest Man Dies

Posted by Amy Atkins on Tue, Mar 16, 2010 at 10:20 PM

The world's shortest man, He Pingping died this week. At only 2 feet, 5.37 inches, the 21-year-old Chinese man's height was verified by Guinness World Records in 2008.

He Pingping pictured here with Svetlana Pankratova, the Guinness World Record holder for longest legs.
  • He Pingping pictured here with Svetlana Pankratova, the Guinness World Record holder for longest legs.

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Comcast Versus DIRECTV (I Win)

Posted by Sarah Barber on Tue, Mar 16, 2010 at 9:56 PM

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Just about a week ago, I dedicated some serious real estate here on Cobweb griping about the fact that my satellite television provider, DIRECTV, was no longer offering the Versus channel (when I first signed up for DIRECTV, they were the only provider offering Versus). Well, in an unexpected but fantastic turn of events, DIRECTV and Comcast have reached an agreement. The story broke yesterday, and today DIRECTV's channel 603 is once again home to a plethora of sporting events covered by Versus.

This is a huge relief to me, as my husband and I were dreading the potential switch in satellite TV providers to ensure our couch-surfing sports-watching satisfaction. However, we are staring down the barrel of spring cycling season, and more important, the Tour de France in July. I'm not sure whether hubby's half-dozen grumbly phone calls to DIRECTV over the past three months made a difference, but I like to think everyone who made noise had a part in this positive outcome.

As they say in cycling parlance, the squeaky chain gets the grease.

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A Hot Mop+A Walk-In Freezer=Recipe for Disaster

Posted by Randy King on Tue, Mar 16, 2010 at 9:12 PM

My first job was at a greasy all-you-can eat joint. I was a dishwasher with a short temper and suffered from a distinctly foul mouth. The job was horrible: I would scrape plates, wash dishes and bus tables. I was, in general, the kitchen's whipping boy.

If Chef King ever moves to the U.K., maybe theyll hire him here.
  • If Chef King ever moves to the U.K., maybe they'll hire him here.
The job took a turn for the worse about three months in. We were having a slow night and I was goofing off in the back. The manager saw me playing pool on the dish table with a wooden spoon and a lime. I was promptly sent to do the worst cleaning jobs that he could think of.

I started with the underside of the dish machine and scrubbed off layers of grime that had been building up for years. My second task was to mop up a spill in the freezer.

I filled the mop bucket with hot water, grabbed the greasy old mop and headed off to the freezer. As I was heading in, one of the cooks stopped and asked what I was doing. I explained that the manager had told me to mop the freezer.

“Oh,” he said, trying to hide a smile. Then he lowered his voice and tried to sound serious “Make sure you do a good job.”

As I pulled the bucket into the freezer, it began to instantly fog up, the hot water reacting with the cold air. I took out the mop from the water and plopped it onto the floor. Then I tried to swing the mop in a traditional side-to-side motion. The mop did not move. I yanked hard on the handle and still, it did not move. I tried to take a step and could not.

Confused, I looked through the mist and saw that my shoes and the mop were frozen to the floor. At that moment, the freezer door swung open and the whole restaurant crew, including the manager, were staring at me trying to pry myself off the freezer floor. The first laugh was reserved but the following laughs were over the top.

Then the flash of a Polaroid went off in my face. We usually used the camera for birthdays, but I guess catching the foul-mouthed dishwasher stuck to the freezer floor was reason enough. For the next few months, my picture hung next to the schedule for everyone to see.

Randy King is the Executive Chef at Sysco Food Services of Idaho. He has served as the Executive Chef at several locations in Boise including Richard’s in Hyde Park, Crane Creek Country Club and the Doubletree Riverside Hotel. Randy is a member of the American Culinary Federation and has been awarded the elite status of Certified Executive Chef. He can typically be found behind a stove making a mess ... and something delicious to eat.

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American: The Bill Hicks Story

Posted by gavin dahl on Tue, Mar 16, 2010 at 4:40 PM

When Bill Hicks found out he was dying of pancreatic cancer in 1993, his stand-up comedy material had never been more focused. The powerful new documentary about who the man really was, American: The Bill Hicks Story presents some of his hardest-hitting quotes on opposition to the military, drug prohibition, advertising and money. Even better, the film offers never-before-seen personal moments from his childhood to his teens to his psychedelic trips to sold-out auditoriums in England.

Considering Hicks had so much to say, and his following has only grown since his death, it was not an easy task for directors Paul Thomas and Steve Harlock to eulogize him without leaving things out. But other than going a little easy on Bush and Reagan and scrubbing some of Hicks' raunchiest material, the snippets of his stand-up are quite representative of his work. He was shocking, but beyond shock value. He was proud to be an American, but upset about the direction the country was going.

What really makes the film successful is the method the directors employed, working with the Hicks family to assemble hundreds of photos and recording over 100 hours of new interviews with 10 key players in the edgy comedian's life. Harlock and Thomas rarely show the narrators, dodging formal documentary conventions by pairing audio with cropped photos set in motion in three dimensions, creating an unusual form of animation.

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  • Bill Hicks returns to an Austin stage

The result is a package of exciting virtual re-enactments of him sneaking out of his house to go to the Comedy Workshop as a teen, visiting other dimensions while tripping on magic mushrooms and even hanging out in his first apartment in Los Angeles. The only drawback to the photo-animation technique is losing track of which voice belongs to which narrator. A second viewing would be necessary to identify which voices belongs to his teenage partners in crime Dwight Slade and Kevin Booth, photographer David Johndrow, fellow comedians and members of his family.

Recounting his early influences like Woody Allen and his development into one of the Texas Outlaw comics, as well as his battle with alcoholism and his relentless drive to be bold, the filmmakers offer an intimate look into his life behind-the-scenes. By the end, you feel like you know him, like you're on a first-name basis with the guy.

Bill was way faster than his audiences, and most fans agree he was too good to make it into the American mainstream. Appearing on Letterman more than a dozen times, and shooting a few HBO specials, he still performed what he called "flying saucer tours."

"Like UFOs," he would tell audiences, "I too have been appearing in small Southern towns in front of handfuls of hillbillies."

Bill railed against anti-intellectualism, promising, "This is called logic. It won't hurtcha, it will set you free." He called the mainstream media a propaganda machine, insisting, "Don't you ever forget, you're free to do what we tell you." He warned of the viciousness of profit, shouting, "It's all about money, not freedom, okay? Try going somewhere without money." He worried about future generations, asking "When did mediocrity and banality become good for the children?"

Paul Thomas, Matt Harlock and Steve Hicks
  • Paul Thomas, Matt Harlock and Steve Hicks

But it wasn't until he broke out in Britain that Bill became fully confident. And that success is part of what led the directors to the project. After the screening they said they strived to help reserve him his "rightful spot on the cultural timeline." Bill's brother Steve said during the Q&A that the family is in possession of 150 hours of unreleased video and 200 hours of unreleased audio. Look for more on Hicks in the months to come.

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