Which Frank VanderSloot do you know? The zillionaire CEO of Melaleuca, Eastern Idaho's huge health-products company? The husband of Belinda VanderSloot, who funneled $100,00O to the Prop 8 campaign, the effort to ban same-sex marriage in California? The man who has pumped millions into Mitt Romney's campaign bank account and serves as a national campaign chairman for the fellow Mormon? The man who outed a gay Idaho Falls reporter* then claimed he "had many gay friends who I love and respect"? The poor guy who claims that he's "on the president's enemies list," triggering two federal investigations, one from the Internal Revenue Service and another from the U.S. Department of Labor? Frank, we hardly know ye.