This is so great. My mother thinks I come up with some ridiculous reasons to avoid getting to know some men who are interested in me. I just wrote her this email and then I found your article. What a great and funny piece! I am seeing that my call to avoid was a good one and for the reasons I figured.
Dear Mom -
I was trying to think of why I'm not really interested in the dog trainer,
beyond the obvious that he's religious and I'm not at all.
But what really stuck out about this guy, was the fact that he spit off to the side on the pavement
at the dog park while talking to me.
That's just too much. I just can't get into a guy who feels the need to chuck a loogie
twice in a 30 minute time period. And I don't want my dog stepping in it either.
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