A load o' goodies from the convenience store Campo's Fast and Easy: $32.68.
New peepers at America's Best Contacts: $18.55.
A good night's sleep at Holiday Inn: $65.40.
Another good night's sleep in the same hotel: $65.40.
Enough propane to roast the Christ out of some poor Thanksgiving turkey: $176.75.
Finishing up Christmas shopping, New Year's shopping and whatever other shopping sounds like fun: $888.85.
The look on Adams County Sheriff Richard Leo Green's face when he was told he faces up to 15 years in prison for repeatedly using the county credit card for his private purchases: priceless.