No deals. No happy hours. No the-bartender-is-your-friend hook-up. But drinks for you and three mighty thirsty friends will set you back less than a movie ticket. And short pouring is against the law. You want a cheap, stiff one? (There's a dirty joke in there somewhere.) Dig the change out of your couch, remind your co-worker she owes you a few bucks, bug your buddies for "bus money" and belly up at Ves's Broadway.