OK, you win. This is us putting up the literary white flag. We give up. We've spent decades writing about the wolf issue: people love them, people hate them; they need to be protected, they need to be hunted; they're on the endangered species list, now they're not. Oops, they're back on ... and they're off again ... on again ... hold it, off again. We've had it. We're throwing in the towel and never writing about wolves again. Of course, that statement will last about as long as it takes someone to file an appeal to get them back on/off the list--we forget which.