The Balcony is like an episode of Saved by the Bell: The Disco Years. Jocks, preps, nerds and fashion divas convene at Boise's version of the Max for sweaty dance-offs and booze-filled bingo games led by the lovely and statuesque Minerva Jayne. And if you pull a Jesse Spano by downing too many vodka Red Bulls, you can always calm your caffiene-induced excitement on the Balcony's outdoor patio before you have a breakdown, or worse, decide to make the movie Showgirls.
Second Place: Neurolux
Third Place: China Blue