Step one: Before bed, drink a glass of water for every cocktail while carefully placing your sunglasses on the nightstand.
Step two: Wake up two hours later, put on sunglasses and change the sheets.
Step three: Wake up to screams of bedmate, now trapped under fitted sheet. Bury the hatchet--in cheese sauce--by buying him or her the Capri Special: scrambled eggs and ham on an English muffin with cheese sauce and hash browns. The Capri smells right, looks right and you always know you're in good company. Fairview Avenue west of downtown might as well be called the Hangover District.
Second Place: Merritt's Country Cafe
Third Place: Tie, Los Betos and Pie Hole