Act 1, Scene 1: (Two average citizens of Boise sit reading the results of the annual Best of Boise survey. They simultaneously reach the Best Local Live Theater category. Citizen No. 1 gasps in utter shock, a smile slowing spreading across his/her face.)
Citizen No. 1: Idaho Shakespeare Festival won! It won! Oh glorious day!
Citizen No. 2: (Looking both dumbstruck and irritated.) Of course Idaho Shakespeare Festival won, you moron. It always wins. Have you been under a rock for the last decade?
ISF has great acting and productions year after year. It's the must-attend event of the summer.
Citizen No. 1: Wait, you know about the festival?
Citizen No. 2: (Shakes head with a look of disbelief. Silently walks away.)
Second Place: Boise Contemporary Theater
Third Place: Boise Little Theater