While the city's nudity ordinance makes the strip scene fairly tame (kind of like going to a super horny beach), that doesn't stop the rain of dolla' dolla' bills, y'all. The Torch is the grande dame of Boise bikini bars, gentlemen's clubs, or whatever you call a club where dancers can't fully strip. Doesn't matter though; like our grandma told us, "romance is mystery." 1826 W. Main St., Boise, 208-344-0218, thetorchlounge.com.
Second Place: Satin Dolls, satindolls.biz
Third Place: Torch 2, thetorchlounge.com