Late one night, a mysterious package was shoved through the mail slot at
BWheadquarters. Usually, such things get a quick heave-ho into the garbage, but this time, our curiosity won out. The plastic grocery bag was stuffed with paper plates, towels and scratch paper, each scrawled with someone's version of the Best of Boise. Most of it was incomprehensible--we think there may have been hieroglyphics or runes--but we did manage to decipher a few words, including "ass," "Bill Cope," "Macy's" and "pizza." It kind of freaked us out. Please refrain from shoving rambling manifestos through our mail slot, no matter what drug you're on.