1. Ignore her. Completely.
2. Say: "You smell nice," then ignore
3. Conspicuously flirt with other women.
4. Wink, then ignore her.
5. Ask her if she wants to hang out,
when she says yes, say: "Sorry, but
I'm busy that night."
6. Ignore her, but just a little (a.k.a. when
she says yes, say: "I'll think about it.")
7. Bring her chocolate. She'll ignore you.
--Compiled by Erin Ryan