What does one do with a vibrator that was won in a recent raffle? Asking for a friend.
It is a great day and age to be alive, isn't it? We live in a world that has vibrators aplenty! What does one do with a vibrator? Well, here's the buzz:
1. Buy some batteries. Have some fun by your lonesome.
2. Buy some batteries. Have some fun with your lover.
3. Is your tortoise constipated? Tape a vibrator to the underside of its shell. Google it. It is a thing.
4. Send it anonymously to your least favorite person or politician. Tell them you think they need to lighten up a bit.
5. Gather glue, glitter, googly eyes and pompoms. Create your very own buzzing character. Give it a cute name. Put on puppet shows. Make YouTube videos. #LifeGoals
6. Three words: White Elephant Gift.
7. Sneak it into various family members' houses and hide it in weird places. When they go to unload the dishwasher—SURPRISE! When they go to get a bath towel—SURPRISE!
8. Misplaced your rolling pin? Flour it up and roll that dough. Pound out those biscuits. Tenderize that tough piece of meat.
9. Hide it inside a pinata at an adult party! Better yet, use it to WHACK the pinata and unleash the sweet goodies within.
Vibrators are the gift that keeps giving.