Because of the way we send the paper to press, this issue may seem a little inconsistent. Ted Rall only presumes above that Barack Obama will be elected president. Turn to Page 9, and you'll find election results current as of midnight Tuesday. I have to pen these words on Monday, further lending to the obvious uncertainty in BW this week. Barring truly unusual circumstances, the paper has left the BW building and is at the press by mid-afternoon every Tuesday. We follow the same routine on election days, except for the one page in News where you'll find election results. So what are you waiting for? See you on Page 9.