Random Chuck Norris Facts 

1. Chuck Norris does not walk; he moves the ground.

2. Chuck Norris can make a slinky climb stairs.

3. Biologically, Chuck Norris is his own step-father.

4. Chuck Norris' penis has a Hemi.

5. Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick with his left leg and his right leg. At the same time.

6. Chuck Norris once struck lightning.

7. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

--Gathered from the Chuck Norris widget, which produces random facts

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