Jimmy Kimmel: "Disney announced starting in 2015 that they're going to put out a new Star Wars movie every summer for the foreseeable future. Net up is Star Wars Episode 7, followed by Darth Vader, Mall Cop. After that will be It's a Star Wars Movie, Just Give Us Your Money."
Craig Ferguson: "Star magazine had a poll. They named Gwyneth Paltrow the most hated celebrity in America. I said, 'That is not fair. Come! I'm sure other countries hate her, too.'"