Top 7 Reasons Nicholas Collias Likes Hamm's Beer 

1. Because there's no Web site listed on the can.

2. Because the can's color scheme and logo haven't changed since before I was born.

3. Because the logo is a lion-shaped crest, the spokesman is a cartoon bear, and I don't know what either one signifies.

4. Because it's union made.

5. Because until last week, I didn't realize it was still in production.

6. Because the flavor is so weak, even the PBR-swilling hipsters won't touch it.

7. Because it's made in the land of sky-blue waters.

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