Ways to Beat the Heat
1. Put your tightie-whities in the freezer before you put 'em on.
2. Take a cue from your dog and dig a nice, cool dirt-hole to wallow in.
3. Shave your head.
4. Take to the mountains.
5. Forget cold showers; ice baths are where it's at.
6. Getting hot in here? Take off all your clothes.
7. Turn up the air conditioning.