Negotiations took a shocking turn in Nampa last Sunday when police used a stun gun to end a two-hour standoff at a trailer park.
Wait, that pun wasn't nearly sufficient. Let's try it again.
Negotiations took a vision-blurring, laying-on-the-ground-twitching, daddy-parts-numbing, dribbling-of-both-corners-of-your-mouth-but-not-even-caring-how-pathetic-you-look-because-you're-in-so-much-pain turn last Sunday, when police used a stun gun to end a two-hour standoff at a trailer park. The suspect had barricaded himself inside after police responded to reports of a domestic dispute. After making the decision to bring their little friend into the discussions, police were quickly able to arrest 29-year-old Randy Scott Williams of Nampa on charges of obstructing and delaying officers, domestic battery and attempted strangulation.