Thursday, April 15, 2010

Need Something to Do Wednesday?

Posted By on Thu, Apr 15, 2010 at 9:31 AM

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How about rebuking a symbolic national movement with an opposing symbol that also proves their otherwise unbased assertion that non-supporters are just looking for handouts? Too meta? Oh, that was too stupid. Sorry. Didn't hear you. Fine. How about, uh, lessee... succumbing to obvious bait and switch marketing ploys? No? Really? Well, yeah it does sound pretty exploitative when you put it like that. OK, fine... How about some coffee then?

Sure? Yes! Sucker! All three are the same thing. And you totally fell for it.

That's right, in yet another desperate ploy of a dinosaur trying to dinosaur-paddle its out of the tar pits, McDonalds, is not only offering coffee, but pushing it with their marketing. And today, they're even giving it away for free.

Why does that matter outside of a free cup of joe? Because it's tea party tax protest day people. And nothing gets those hosers more steamed than coffee. And handouts. So grab a cup. Hit the march sidelines. Flaunt your elitist welfare latte in their faces. Even tell 'em that coffee may be brown but it's tea that tastes like poo. The revolution is going to be french-pressed jerks! Yeah, that's right, I said it: F-R-E-N-C-H pressed.

Then you might want to consider running cause those people are armed and jacked up on chamomile.

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