Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Trailer for New Total Recall Hits Web with Nary a Three-Boobed Prostitute to be Seen

Posted By on Tue, Apr 3, 2012 at 3:33 PM

A trailer for the remake of the classic action film Total Recall has hit the Web. It definitely delivers a grittier, more Blade Runner-esque vibe than the original Paul Verhoeven-directed campfest, but it doesn't reveal one of the most important elements of the film: the new face of the three-boobed Martian prostitute, something director Len Wiseman has assured fans will be in the film.

Come on Sony Pictures. Don't hold back the deets. Who is the actress daring enough to become an adolescent fantasy for the next generation? How quickly will she be offered a role in some new Joss Whedon series that will be canceled just as the plot starts to unfold? Inquiring minds want to know.

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