Bike Balls 

Bike Balls, $15.99

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Bike Balls

It's a mix of cycling safety and absolute debauchery. Most people have seen a big diesel truck driving around, hanging brain while it rolls coal through a neighborhood while blowing a stop sign with some sort of faux patriotic sticker on the back. Well, this is the next best thing. Bike Balls are a small, light-up set of rubber testis that affix to the underside of your bike saddle. It swings back and forth, providing both safety for the rider and comic effect. The swinging balls are turned on by a gentle squeeze illuminating a red LED light, with two modes: solid or flashing. The set of faux nads is turned off the same way. Due to some factory issues, the product is currently only available in the U.S., and takes between one and three days to ship. It's water resistant and comes with a one-year warranty.

Bike Balls, $15.99, balls.bike

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