Curvaceous Gentlemen Prefer U.S. Bank 

Police in Nampa have "Suspicious Minds" after a man wearing gold "Elvis-style" sunglasses robbed a U.S. Bank near Karcher Mall.

Now that the obligatory Elvis-song-name-pun is out of the way, here's another descriptor--one that can't just be dumped in a trashcan as soon as Elvis leaves the building. The guy was immense. We're talking 5-feet 8-to-10-inches, 300 to 325 pounds. He walked into the bank at about 3:30 p.m. on May 22, didn't display any weapons, heftily passed a note to a teller and left with an undisclosed amount of cash. According to a story in the Idaho Press-Tribune, at least 10 officers searched the mall and nearby businesses throughout the afternoon, but couldn't find his trail.

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