Having Babies is Not A Victimless Crime 

The FBI is on the lookout for an FBI of their own--a Fertile Bank-robbing Individual--after a stressed-out preggo knocked over a Bank of America in Coeur d'Alene. According to a story on MSNBC, a visibly pregnant woman approached a teller in the bank, claimed to have a gun and demanded cash. She didn't show a gun, but remember: maternity clothes are really, really stretchy. You could hide a howitzer in those stirrup pants.

The woman left on foot after leaving a rather pathetic impression on witnesses at the crime scene. The tellers reportedly told police that the woman had a post-it note containing a long list of bills that needed to be paid, and she mentioned that she had four children to take care of and a fifth soon to come.

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