How To Get Your Mugs Their Whitest 

What's wrong with these pictures? Those dead-looking eyes that don't quite look in the same direction, her eerily realistic hair and oversized glasses, his over-shaped nose ... yes, it can only mean that the Boise Police Department has taken to using computer programs—like those featured in the "If They Mated" sketch on Late Night With Conan O'Brien—to make their suspect composite sketches.

Two 20-somethings with mugs resembling these are suspected of robbing a laundromat on South Abbs Street near Overland Road on October 20.

Witnesses say the man is approximately 6 feet tall, thin and featuring tribal-type band tattoos on his biceps, while the woman stands about 5-feet, 6-inches and has a "heavier" build. She may answer to either "Krista" or "Kristie."

That said, resist the urge to randomly yell such names in the air should you happen to see Ms. Dead Eyes buying a bottle of Bacardi 151 with a bag of laundry nickels. The reason: She and her partner appear to be authentic street tuffs. Unless you wish to end up like the unfortunate laundromat clerk last Saturday—that is, tied up and abandoned in a storage room—call Crime Stoppers at 208-343-COPS.

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