Top 7 Reasons Batman is Cooler Than the Pope 

1. Headgear: Batman's Batmask totally beats that tall, gaudy Popehat.

2. The Batcave might be less beautiful than the Vatican, but it's much less crowded.

3. Batman has that awesome utility belt.

4. Batman gets all the chicks.

5. Batman = Bruce Wayne. Pope Benedict XVI = Joseph Ratzinger. Please.

6. Batman can be summoned with the Batlight. The Pope won't even respond to his e-mail.

7. The Batmobile can smoke the Popemobile any day.

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