Ways to Make a Larry Craig Costume 

Ways to Make a Larry Craig Costume

1. Sport a large sign that reads "NOT GAY"

2. Cling to a giant Senate seal (occasionally mention that you're about to let go, but then don't)

3. Show up with a friend wearing a police badge around his neck.

4. Attach a knife handle to your back, identified by the letters "GOP"

5. Wear tap shoes

6. Carry a roll of toilet paper and keep a square taped to your shoe

7. Carry a boarding pass, Minneapolis to Washington

Source: The Hill

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